THE RAFFLE
Added on: 21st Jul 2014
A WOMAN ARRIVES HOME FROM WORK AND HER
HUSBAND NOTICES SHE'S WEARING A DIAMOND NECKLACE.
HE ASKS HIS WIFE,
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NECKLACE?"
SHE REPLIES,
"I WON IT IN A RAFFLE AT WORK.
GO GET MY BATH READY WHILE I START DINNER."
THE NEXT DAY, THE WOMEN ARRIVES HOME FROM
WORK WEARING A DIAMOND BRACELET.
HER HUSBAND ASKS,
"WHERE DID YOU GET THE BRACELET?"
SHE REPLIES, "I WON IT IN A RAFFLE AT WORK.
GO GET MY BATH READY WHILE I START DINNER."
THE NEXT DAY, HER HUSBAND NOTICES SHE ARRIVES
HOME FROM WORK WEARING A MINK COAT.
HE SAYS, "I SUPPOSE YOU WON THAT IN A RAFFLE AT WORK?"
SHE REPLIES, "YEAH I DID! HOW DID YOU GUESS?
GO GET MY BATH READY WHILE I START SUPPER."
LATER AFTER SUPPER, SHE GOES TO TAKE HER BATH
AND SHE NOTICES THERE IS ONLY ONE INCH OF WATER IN THE TUB.
SHE YELLS TO HER HUSBAND,
"HEY! THERE'S ONLY AN INCH OF WATER IN THE TUB."
HE REPLIES,
"I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR RAFFLE TICKET WET."
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