RELATED DEATHS

TWO GUYS SHOW UP IN HEAVEN AT THE SAME TIME.

THE FIRST GUY SAYS HE FROZE TO DEATH,

AND THE SECOND GUY TELLS HIM THAT HE DIED

OF A HEART ATTACK.

"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?"

ASKS THE FIRST GUY.

"WELL, I CAME HOME AND THOUGHT I HEARD MY WIFE

WITH ANOTHER MAN. BUT WHEN I SEARCHED THE HOUSE,

I COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY. I WAS SO STRICKEN WITH

REMORSE FOR WRONGLY ACCUSING MY WIFE OF INFIDELITY,

I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED ON THE SPOT."

"GEEZ," SAYS THE FIRST GUY.

"IF YOU'D OPENED THE FRIDGE,

WE'D BOTH BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW."