MEN ARE DEEP THINKERS

What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I

sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful,

and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what

I was doing and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said that instead of saying

'just thinking' is because

she would have said 'about what'.

At that point I would have to explain that

men are deep thinkers about various topics

which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than

getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth

is way more painful than

a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby

and here’s the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

"It might be nice to have another child." 

On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say,

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. 

Time for another beer.