10 INCH BIC

TWO MEN WERE OUT FISHING WHEN ONE DECIDES

TO HAVE A SMOKE.  HE ASKS THE OTHER GUY IF HE HAS

A LIGHTER HE REPLIES "YES I DO!" AND HANDS THE

OTHER A 10 INCH LONG BIC LIGHTER.

SURPRISED THE GUY ASKS "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"

THE GUY REPLIES "OH I HAVE A PERSONAL GENIE."

THE FIRST MAN ASKS "CAN I MAKE A WISH? 

"SURE” SAYS THE OTHER MAN

"JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU SPEAK CLEARLY

BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE HARD AT HEARING"

"OK I WILL" SAYS THE OTHER.

AS HE RUBS THE LAMP A GENIE APPEARS AND ASKS

THE MAN WHAT HE WANTS.

THE MAN SAYS

"I WANT A MILLION BUCKS"

THE GENIE SAYS OK AND GOES BACK TO HIS BOTTLE AND

10 SECONDS LATER A MILLION DUCKS FLY OVERHEAD.

THE GUY SAYS TO THE OTHER

"YOUR GENIE REALLY SUCKS AT HEARING DOESN’T HE?"

THE OTHER MAN REPLIES

"I KNOW, DO YOU REALLY THINK I ASKED FOR A 10 INCH BIC"