18 DAUGHTERS

THREE MEN WENT TO LAS VEGAS

AND AFTER A LOSING THEIR MONEY AT THE BLACKJACK TABLES.

THE BEST FRIENDS DECIDED TO STAY OFF THE STRIP

IN A NOT SO LAVISH HOTEL.

THE GUY THAT OWNED IT HAD 18 DAUGHTERS

SO THE FIRST MAN WENT UP TO THEIR FATHER AND SAID

"CAN I SLEEP WITH YOUR 18 DAUGHTERS?"

THE FATHER SAID "NO BUT YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE PIGS."

THE SECOND MAN WENT TO THE FATHER AND SAID

"CAN I SLEEP WITH YOUR 18 DAUGHTERS?"

THE FATHER SAID " NO BUT YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE COWS."

THE THIRD MAN SAID

"CAN I SLEEP WITH YOUR 18 DAUGHTERS?"

THE FATHER SAID "YES."

SO IN THE MORNING THE THREE MEN AND THE FATHER

HAD A CONVERSATION OVER BREAKFAST

THE FIRST MAN SAID "I SLEPT LIKE A PIG"

THE SECOND MAN SAID "I SLEPT LIKE A COW"

THE THIRD MAN SAID "I FELT LIKE A GOLFER"

THE FATHER ASKED WHY?

HE SAID CAUSE I GOT MY BALLS IN 18 HOLES.