SEXUAL CONFESSION

A YOUNG WOMAN GOES TO CHURCH AND

CONFESSES HER SINS TO THE PRIEST.

"OH, FATHER, LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND MADE HOT,

PASSIONATE LOVE TO ME SEVEN TIMES," SHE SAYS.

THE PRIEST THINKS ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD AND SAYS,

"TAKE SEVEN LEMONS AND SQUEEZE THE JUICE INTO

A TALL GLASS AND DRINK IT."

"WILL THIS CLEANSE MY SOUL OF MY SINS?"

"NO," THE PRIEST SAYS,

"BUT IT'LL WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE!"