SHIPWRECKED

A YOUNG WIFE, HER BOORISH HUSBAND AND A

YOUNG GOOD LOOKING SAILOR WERE

SHIPWRECKED ON AN ISLAND.

ONE MORNING, THE SAILOR CLIMBED A TALL

COCONUT TREE AND YELLED,

"STOP MAKING LOVE DOWN THERE!"

"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?"

THE HUSBAND SAID WHEN THE SAILOR CLIMBED DOWN.

"WE WEREN'T MAKING LOVE."

"SORRY," SAID THE SAILOR,

"FROM UP THERE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE."

EVERY MORNING THEREAFTER,

THE SAILOR SCALED THE SAME TREE AND

YELLED THE SAME THING.

FINALLY THE HUSBAND DECIDED TO CLIMB THE

TREE AND SEE FOR HIMSELF.

WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY,

HE MADE HIS WAY TO THE TOP.

THE HUSBAND SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"BY GOLLY HE'S RIGHT!

IT DOES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MAKING LOVE DOWN THERE!"