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LITTLE JOHNNY MORTGAGE

Added on: 8th Aug 2014

 

LITTLE JOHNNY ASKS HIS FATHER FOR A

 

$200 BICYCLE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

JOHNNY'S FATHER SAYS,

 

"WE HAVE AN $80,000 MORTGAGE ON THE HOUSE,

 

AND I JUST GOT LAID OFF!

 

THERE WON'T BE A $200 BIKE THIS YEAR."

TWO DAYS LATER, LITTLE JOHNNY WALKS OUT OF THE

 

HOUSE WITH ALL HIS BELONGINGS IN A SUITCASE.

 

HIS FATHER ASKS HIM WHY HE'S LEAVING.

JOHNNY SAYS, "EARLY THIS MORNING,

 

I WAS WALKING PAST YOUR ROOM, AND I HEARD YOU TELL

 

MOMMY THAT YOU WERE PULLING OUT,

 

AND MOMMY SAID THAT YOU SHOULD WAIT BECAUSE

 

SHE WAS COMING TOO, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF

 

I'LL GET STUCK WITH AN $80,000 MORTGAGE!"

 

 


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