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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

Added on: 9th Aug 2014

 

A MAN WAS EATING IN A FANCY RESTAURANT,

 

AND THERE WAS A GORGEOUS WOMAN EATING AT

 

THE NEXT TABLE. HE HAD BEEN CHECKING HER OUT

 

ALL NIGHT, BUT LACKED THE NERVE TO GO TALK TO HER.

 

SUDDENLY SHE SNEEZED AND HER GLASS EYE WENT

 

FLYING OUT OF ITS SOCKET TOWARDS THE MAN.

 

WITH LIGHTNING QUICK REFLEXES,

 

HE CAUGHT IT IN MID-AIR.

 

''OH MY GOSH, I AM SO SORRY,''

 

SHE SAID AS SHE POPPED HER EYE BACK IN THE SOCKET.

 

''LET ME BUY YOU DINNER TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.''

 

THEY ENJOYED A WONDERFUL DINNER TOGETHER

 

AND AFTERWARDS THE WOMAN INVITED HIM BACK TO

 

HER PLACE FOR A DRINK.

 

THEY WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE, AND AFTER SOME TIME,

 

SHE TOOK HIM INTO HER BEDROOM AND BEGAN

 

UNDRESSING HIM. THE COUPLE HAD WILD,

 

PASSIONATE SEX MANY TIMES DURING THE NIGHT.

 

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE,

 

SHE HAD ALREADY GOTTEN UP AND BROUGHT

 

HIM BREAKFAST IN BED.

 

THE GUY WAS AMAZED AND SAID

 

''YOU KNOW, YOU ARE THE PERFECT WOMAN.

 

ARE YOU THIS NICE TO EVERY GUY YOU MEET?''

 

''NO, SHE REPLIED.

 

"YOU JUST HAPPENED TO CATCH MY EYE!''

 


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