HOW TO SPELL ABERYSTWYTH

MORGAN, A YOUNGSTER, WAS DESCRIBING IN AN

ESSAY HIS HOLIDAY IN ABERYSTWYTH,

HIS TEACHER WAS ASTONISHED AND DELIGHTED

THAT HE WAS SPELLING THE TOWN'S NAME

CORRECTLY EVERY TIME HE USED IT.

THE NEXT DAY, MISS JONES, HIS TEACHER,

CALLED HIM TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND SAID,

'SHOW THE CLASS HOW WELL YOU CAN SPELL.

WRITE "ABERYSTWYTH" ON THE BLACKBOARD.'

'PLEASE, MISS JONES, I CAN'T ANYMORE,'

MORGAN PLEADED,

'I'VE EATEN ALL MY ROCK.'