Therapy to maintain a healthy level of insanity ..

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car in a Blue
Shirt With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer 
At Passing Cars.   
See If They Slow Down. 

2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana' 

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,  with a serious face. 

5.   Sing Along At The Opera. 

6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!' 

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!' 

8.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Credit Crunch,