1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car in a Blue
Shirt With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Credit Crunch,