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THE AGEING EXPLORER

Added on: 22nd Aug 2014

 

A YOUNG REPORTER WENT TO A RETIREMENT HOME

 

TO INTERVIEW AN AGED BUT LEGENDARY EXPLORER.

 

THE REPORTER ASKED THE OLD MAN TO TELL HIM

 

THE MOST FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE HE HAD EVER HAD.

 

THE OLD EXPLORER SAID,

 

"ONCE I WAS HUNTING BENGAL TIGERS

 

IN THE JUNGLES OF INDIA.

 

I WAS ON A NARROW PATH AND MY FAITHFUL NATIVE GUN

 

BEARER WAS BEHIND ME.

 

SUDDENLY THE LARGEST TIGER I HAVE EVER SEEN

 

LEAPED ONTO THE PATH IN FRONT OF US.

 

I TURNED TO GET MY WEAPON ONLY TO FIND

 

THE NATIVE HAD FLED.

 

THE TIGER LEPT TOWARD ME WITH A MIGHTY ROARRRR!

 

I SOILED MYSELF."

 

THE REPORTER SAID,

 

"UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES ANYONE

 

WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME."

 

THE OLD EXPLORER SAID,

 

"NO, NOT THEN -- JUST NOW WHEN I WENT

 

''''ROARRRR!''''"

 

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