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THE BEAR HUNTER

Added on: 25th Aug 2014

 

A GROUP OF MEN GO UP INTO THE MOUNTAINS

 

TO GO BEAR HUNTING. THE FIRST MORNING OUT,

 

BILL GOES OUT ON HIS OWN. HE COMES TO A CLEARING

 

ON A HILL OVERLOOKING A FIELD AND SEES A BEAR

 

SLOWLY STROLLING ACROSS THE FIELD.

 

HE GETS THE BEAR IN HIS SITES AND FIRES.

 

HE THEN LOOKS ALL AROUND, BUT HE CAN'T FIND THE BEAR.

 

ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE FEELS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER.

 

HE TURNS AROUND, AND THERE'S THE BEAR.

 

THE BEAR KNOCKS THE GUN OUT OF HIS HANDS,

 

AND BILL STANDS THERE SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS.

 

THE BEAR YELLS AT HIM, SAYING HE'S SICK AND

 

TIRED OF BEING SHOT AT AND GIVES BILL AN ULTIMATUM.

 

THE BEAR TELLS HIM THAT HE CAN EITHER DROP TO HIS

 

KNEES AND GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB

 

OR THE BEAR WILL EAT HIS FACE.

BILL IMMEDIATELY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND

 

OBLIGES THE BEAR. THE BEAR WALKS AWAY

 

CONTENTED AND BILL FIND HIS WAY BACK TO THE CABIN.

 

THE NEXT MORNING, BILL TAKES AN EVEN BIGGER GUN

 

WITH HIM AND GOES TO THE SAME PLACE HE SAW

 

THE BEAR BEFORE. AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE WAS

 

THE BEAR STROLLING ACROSS THE FIELD AGAIN.

 

BILL GETS ALL EXCITED, GETS THE BEAR IN HIS SITES

 

AND SHOOTS! HE LOOKS ALL AROUND, BUT THERE IS NO BEAR.

 

ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FEELS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER AGAIN.

 

HE TURNS AROUND, AND, SURPRISE, THERE'S THE BEAR.

 

THE BEAR LOOKS AT HIM, KNOCKS THE GUN OUT OF HIS HAND,

 

AND SAYS,''YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE.''

 

BILL DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND OBLIGES THE BEAR AGAIN.

 

WHEN HE'S DONE, THE BEAR WALKS AWAY SMOKING A

 

CIGARETTE AND BILL STUMBLES BACK TO HIS CABIN.

 

BILL IS ALL PISSED OFF NOW. HE GRABS THE BIGGEST GUN

 

HE CAN FIND AND HEADS TO THE SAME SPOT AGAIN.

 

AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS THE BEAR STROLLING ACROSS

 

THE FIELD AGAIN. HE GETS THE BEAR IN HIS SITES,

 

AND SAYS TO HIMSELF, ''NOW THIS BEAR'S GONNA GET IT!''

 

HE PULLS THE TRIGGER AND, "KA-BOOM!"

 

HE LOOKS ALL OVER AGAIN, BUT NO BEAR.

 

THEN, JUST AS BEFORE, HE FEELS THE SAME TAP AT HIS SHOULDER.

 

HE TURNS AROUND, THERE'S THE BEAR STANDING THERE

 

WITH A BIG SMIRK ON HIS FACE. HE LOOKS DOWN AT BILL AND SAYS,

 

''YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FOR THE HUNTING ARE YOU?'''

 

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