It seems like you started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL !!
Way to go Grandma !
Eat your heart out Brad Pitt !
I'm UTTERLY speechless !
Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.
Everyone loves a man in yellow go-go boots!
I REALLY hope that isn't what I think it is...
Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? I don't see a problem with that !
The Batmobile is being fixed - this is my spare car !.
If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result
Why did you ever, E...V...E...R. think this was appropriate to wear in public?
Yeah - well thanks for telling me that NOW !
Every man has an NFL jersey AND short pink shorts in their wardrobe, right?
How the hell does she manage to wipe her ass ??
Just in case you had the irresistible urge...
Got any grits flavour chewing gum !
Pimpin ain't easy down at da walmart.
It's like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.
Where the hell is Catwoman !
I see that Britney Spears let herself go.......again !
If i asked you where i could buy that shirt your answer would be.......
Nobody aint gonna mess with me !
Kinda relieved that we don't get a glimpse of the front too...
Is it even legal to look this good?
Have a nice........jeeez.....what the f!!!!!!!!!
Just another goat shopping at Walmart.......what's so funny !