EVEN MORE EDINBURGH FRINGE JOKES

51. THIS SHOW IS ABOUT PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE.

BUT IT DEPENDS HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

FELICITY WARD.

52. PAINTBALLING: I FIND IT TOO EMULSIONAL.

PAUL DUNCAN MCGARRITY.

53. MY GRANDMOTHER COVERED MY GRANDFATHER'S BACK IN LARD.

AFTER THAT HE WENT DOWNHILL QUICKLY.

MICHAEL DOWNEY.

54. I WAS VERY PROUD OF MY DAD WHEN I WAS AT

PRIMARY SCHOOL AND TOLD EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH

THAT MY DAD WAS A SOLDIER, A FIREMAN AND A POLICEMAN.

TURNS OUT, HE WAS JUST A STRIPPER.

MAFF BROWN.

55. MY FRIEND ASKED ME,

'IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER IN THE WORLD,

WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I SAID COLD WAR RUSSIA.

CHRIS TURNER.

56. I USED TO LIVE NEXT TO A FARM AND

EVERY TIME I PASSED THE COWS IN THE FIELD I

USED TO INEXPLICABLY SHOUT ABUSE AT THEM.

TURNS OUT I’M DAIRY INTOLERANT.

ALFIE MOORE.

57. I LOST MY VIRGINITY SO LATE,

THAT WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENED,

I WASN’T SO MUCH DEFLOWERED AS DEADHEADED.

HOLLY WALSH.

58. MY NAME IS FIN, WHICH MEANS IT’S VERY

HARD FOR ME TO END EMAILS WITHOUT SOUNDING PRETENTIOUS.

FIN TAYLOR.

59. YOU EVER HATE YOUR JOB WITH THE PASSION THAT

YOUR BOSS CLAIMS YOU LACK?

STUART BLACK.

60. GEOLOGISTS LOVE ROCKS,

BUT I LIKED MAGMA BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

WINTER FOENANDER.