LUCKY MOTHERDUCKER
Added on: 5th Sep 2014
ONCE THERE WAS A FARMER.
HE HAD TWO TEENAGE SONS.
THE FARMER HAD JUST INHERITED SOME MONEY
FROM HIS BROTHER'S RECENT DEATH.
HE COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH SON HE COULD SEND TO COLLEGE,
SINCE HE COULD ONLY AFFORD TO SEND ONE.
THIS FARMER ALSO HAD TWO DUCKS.
THESE DUCKS WERE RETARDED.
THEY WERE THE ONLY TWO DUCKS ON THE FARM
THAT WEREN'T NORMAL.
HE TOLD HIS SONS THAT WHOEVER COULD GET THE
MOST MONEY FOR THE DUCK WOULD GO TO COLLEGE.
THE SONS WENT OUT IN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT AS
MUCH MONEY AS THEY COULD.
THE FIRST SON WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN
HE PASSED A MAN WORKING IN THE YARD.
THE MAN ASKED HIM IF THE DUCK WAS FOR SALE,
FOR THE MAN LOVED THE TASTE OF DUCKS.
HE OFFERED THE SON 10 DOLLARS FOR HIS DUCK.
THE SON DECIDED THIS WAS VERY GOOD, SO HE TOOK IT.
HE DECIDED HIS BROTHER WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO GET CLOSE TO HIS SUCCESS.
THE SECOND SON WAS WALKING AND PASSED
A WHOREHOUSE. HE WENT IN AND SAID THAT
HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY, BUT HE WOULD GIVE THEM
THE DUCK. ONE GIRL SAID FINE. AFTER THEY F**KED,
SHE DECIDED THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT THE DUCK ANYMORE.
THE SON SAID HE WOULD TAKE THE DUCK BACK IF
THEY F**KED AGAIN. SHE AGREED.
AFTER THEY F**KED THE SECOND TIME, THE SON LEFT.
HE WAS WALKING HOME, THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO
DO WITH THE DUCK WHEN IT BROKE THE LEASH.
THE DUCK RAN OUT INTO THE STREET AND WAS
HIT BY A CAR.
THE LADY THAT HIT IT JUMPED FROM HER CAR AND
STARTED APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY.
THE SON INSISTED IT WAS OK,
BUT THE LADY SAID SHE WOULD PAY FOR THE DUCK.
SHE WAS IN A HURRY, SO SHE GAVE HIM
25 DOLLARS AND SPED OFF.
WHEN THE SONS GOT HOME,
THE FARMER ASKED THE FIRST SON WHAT HE GOT.
HE PROUDLY DISPLAYED THE 10 DOLLARS.
THE FARMER WAS IMPRESSED.
HE ASKED THE SECOND SON THE SAME THING.
"THAT'S NOTHING. I GOT A F**K FOR A DUCK,
A DUCK FOR A F**K,
AND 25 DOLLARS FOR A F**KED UP DUCK."
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