RELIGIOUS NUTS
Added on: 11th Sep 2014
THERE WERE FOUR COUNTRY CHURCHES
IN A SMALL TEXAS TOWN:
THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH,
THE BAPTIST CHURCH,
THE METHODIST CHURCH AND
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.
EACH CHURCH WAS OVERRUN WITH PESKY SQUIRRELS.
ONE DAY, THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH CALLED A
MEETING TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS.
AFTER MUCH PRAYER AND CONSIDERATION THEY
DETERMINED THAT THE SQUIRRELS WERE PREDESTINED
TO BE THERE AND THEY SHOULDN'T INTERFERE
WITH GOD'S DIVINE WILL.
IN THE BAPTIST CHURCH THE SQUIRRELS HAD TAKEN
UP HABITATION IN THE BAPTISTERY.
THE DEACONS MET AND DECIDED TO PUT A COVER ON
THE BAPTISTERY AND DROWN THE SQUIRRELS IN IT.
THE SQUIRRELS ESCAPED SOMEHOW AND THERE
WERE TWICE AS MANY THERE THE NEXT WEEK.
THE METHODIST CHURCH GOT TOGETHER AND
DECIDED THAT THEY WERE NOT IN A POSITION TO HARM
ANY OF GOD'S CREATION. SO, THEY HUMANELY
TRAPPED THE SQUIRRELS AND SET THEM FREE A
FEW MILES OUTSIDE OF TOWN.
THREE DAYS LATER, THE SQUIRRELS WERE BACK.
BUT -- THE CATHOLIC CHURCH CAME UP WITH THE
BEST AND MOST EFFECTIVE SOLUTION.
THEY BAPTIZED THE SQUIRRELS AND REGISTERED
THEM AS MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH.
NOW THEY ONLY SEE THEM ON CHRISTMAS AND EASTER.
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