FOOTBALL FAN TO THE RESCUE

TWO BOYS ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN

CENTRAL PARK WHEN ONE IS ATTACKED BY A

RABID ROTTWEILER.

THINKING QUICKLY, THE OTHER BOY RIPS A BOARD

OFF OF A NEARBY FENCE, WEDGES IT DOWN THE

DOG'S COLLAR AND TWISTS, BREAKING THE DOG'S NECK.

A REPORTER STROLLING BY SEES THE INCIDENT

AND RUSHES OVER TO INTERVIEW THE BOY.

"YOUNG GIANTS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL,"

HE WRITES IN HIS NOTEBOOK.

"BUT I'M NOT A GIANTS FAN,"

THE LITTLE HERO REPLIES.

"SORRY, SINCE WE ARE IN NEW YORK,

I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE," SAYS THE REPORTER.

"LITTLE JETS FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK,"

HE WRITES IN HIS NOTEBOOK.

"I'M NOT A JETS FAN EITHER," THE BOY SAYS.

"I ASSUMED EVERYONE IN NEW YORK WAS EITHER FOR

THE GIANTS OR JETS. WHAT TEAM DO YOU ROOT FOR?"

THE REPORTER ASKS.

"I'M A COWBOYS FAN," THE CHILD SAYS.

THE REPORTER STARTS A NEW SHEET IN HIS

NOTEBOOK AND WRITES, 

"LITTLE REDNECK MANIAC KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET".