RETURN THE DOG

TWO BLONDES SUDDENLY GOT INTO BIRD HUNTING

AND WERE EAGER TO TRY IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES.

THEY HAD READ THAT A BIRDDOG IS A GREAT AND

USEFUL ACCESSORY IN BIRD HUNTING,

SO THEY DECIDED TO GO TO THE PET SHOP AND BUY ONE.

THEY ASKED FOR A WELL-TRAINED BIRDDOG,

AND GOT ONE.

THE TWO BLONDES IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE

WOODS TO TRY IT OUT. THE DOG DIDN'T WORK.

NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRIED,

IT JUST DIDN'T FOLLOW THEIR COMMANDS.

THEY BECAME REALLY FRUSTRATED AND ONE OF

THE BLONDES SAID TO HER COMPANION,

“OKAY, WE'LL GIVE HIM ONE MORE TRY.

WE'LL THROW HIM IN THE AIR ONE MORE TIME AND

IF HE DOESN'T FLY, WE'RE TAKING HIM BACK TO THE STORE!”