THE SMARTEST DOG EVER

AS A BUTCHER IS SHOOING A DOG FROM HIS SHOP,

HE SEES £10 AND A NOTE IN HIS MOUTH, READING:

"10 LAMB CHOPS, PLEASE."

AMAZED, HE TAKES THE MONEY,

PUTS A BAG OF CHOPS IN THE DOG'S MOUTH,

AND QUICKLY CLOSES THE SHOP.

HE FOLLOWS THE DOG AND WATCHES HIM

WAIT FOR A GREEN LIGHT,

LOOK BOTH WAYS,

AND TROT ACROSS THE ROAD TO A BUS STOP.

THE DOG CHECKS THE TIMETABLE

AND SITS ON THE BENCH.

WHEN A BUS ARRIVES,

HE WALKS AROUND TO THE FRONT AND

LOOKS AT THE NUMBER,

THEN BOARDS THE BUS.

THE BUTCHER FOLLOWS, DUMBSTRUCK.

AS THE BUS TRAVELS OUT INTO THE SUBURBS,

THE DOG TAKES IN THE SCENERY.

AFTER AWHILE HE STANDS ON HIS BACK PAWS TO

PUSH THE "STOP" BUTTON,

THEN THE BUTCHER FOLLOWS HIM OFF.

THE DOG RUNS UP TO A HOUSE AND DROPS

HIS BAG ON THE STEP.

HE GOES BACK DOWN THE PATH,

TAKES A BIG RUN, AND THROWS HIMSELF

AGAINST THE DOOR.

HE DOES THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN.

NO ANSWER. SO HE JUMPS ON A WALL,

WALKS AROUND THE GARDEN,

BEATS HIS HEAD AGAINST A WINDOW,

JUMPS OFF, AND WAITS AT THE FRONT DOOR.

A BIG GUY OPENS IT AND STARTS CURSING

AND PUMMELING THE DOG.

THE BUTCHER RUNS UP SCREAMS AT THE GUY:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

THIS DOG'S A GENIUS!"

THE OWNER RESPONDS,

"GENIUS, MY ASS.

IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK

HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS KEY!"