A Day at the Races
Added on: 2nd Jun 2013
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
underpants, and began hoisting the children up, one by one, holding
their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, 'You must be in Year Four.'
"No, love,” he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"