THE TRAIN, THE SOLDIER AND THE POODLE
Added on: 28th Sep 2014
AFTER WORLD WAR II, AN AMERICAN SOLDIER WAS
GOING BACK TO LONDON FROM THE FRONT.
HE WAS ON A VERY CROWDED TRAIN,
AND WAS LOOKING FOR A SEAT,
BUT THE ONLY EMPTY ONE WAS NEXT TO AN OLDER
LADY, AND SHE HAD HER PET POODLE ON IT.
HE SAID, “PLEASE, MADAM, I'M VERY TIRED.
MAY I PLEASE SIT HERE?”
THE LADY REPLIED,
“NO. MY PRECIOUS LITTLE POODLE,
MISS FLUFFY, IS SITTING HERE.”
THE SOLDIER WALKED THE LENGTH OF THE
TRAIN AGAIN WITH NO LUCK, SO HE WENT
BACK TO THE SAME SEAT
NEXT TO THE SAME WOMAN AND SAID,
“PLEASE, MADAM, I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING AT THE
FRONT FOR MONTHS, MY FEET HURT
AND I'M VERY TIRED.
MAY I PLEASE SIT HERE?”
THE WOMAN TOLD HIM,
“I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW RUDE YOU ARE!
I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT MY DARLING
LITTLE MISS FLUFFY IS SITTING HERE.”
AT THAT, THE AMERICAN LOST HIS TEMPER,
HE PICKED UP THE POODLE AND THREW IT
OUT THE WINDOW.
AN ELDERLY MAN WHO WAS SITTING ACROSS
THE COMPARTMENT LOOKED AT THE AMERICAN
SOLDIER AND SAID,
“YOU AMERICANS DO EVERYTHING WRONG.
YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD,
YOU EAT WITH THE WRONG HAND AND NOW
YOU'VE THROWN THE WRONG BITCH OUT OF THE WINDOW!”
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