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THE TRAIN, THE SOLDIER AND THE POODLE

Added on: 28th Sep 2014

 

AFTER WORLD WAR II, AN AMERICAN SOLDIER WAS

 

GOING BACK TO LONDON FROM THE FRONT.

 

HE WAS ON A VERY CROWDED TRAIN,

 

AND WAS LOOKING FOR A SEAT,

 

BUT THE ONLY EMPTY ONE WAS NEXT TO AN OLDER

 

LADY, AND SHE HAD HER PET POODLE ON IT.

 

HE SAID, “PLEASE, MADAM, I'M VERY TIRED.

 

MAY I PLEASE SIT HERE?”

 

THE LADY REPLIED,

 

“NO. MY PRECIOUS LITTLE POODLE,

 

MISS FLUFFY, IS SITTING HERE.”

 

THE SOLDIER WALKED THE LENGTH OF THE

 

TRAIN AGAIN WITH NO LUCK, SO HE WENT

 

BACK TO THE SAME SEAT

 

NEXT TO THE SAME WOMAN AND SAID,

 

“PLEASE, MADAM, I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING AT THE

 

FRONT FOR MONTHS, MY FEET HURT

 

AND I'M VERY TIRED.

 

MAY I PLEASE SIT HERE?”

 

THE WOMAN TOLD HIM,

 

“I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW RUDE YOU ARE!

 

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT MY DARLING

 

LITTLE MISS FLUFFY IS SITTING HERE.”

 

AT THAT, THE AMERICAN LOST HIS TEMPER,

 

HE PICKED UP THE POODLE AND THREW IT

 

OUT THE WINDOW.

 

AN ELDERLY MAN WHO WAS SITTING ACROSS

 

THE COMPARTMENT LOOKED AT THE AMERICAN

 

SOLDIER AND SAID,

 

“YOU AMERICANS DO EVERYTHING WRONG.

 

YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD,

 

YOU EAT WITH THE WRONG HAND AND NOW

 

YOU'VE THROWN THE WRONG BITCH OUT OF THE WINDOW!”

 

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