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THE THREE UGLY DUCKLINGS

Added on: 29th Sep 2014

 

ONE DAY IN A SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF

 

NOWHERE SAT A LONELY BARTENDER IN AN EMPTY BAR.

 

AS HE WAS GETTING READY TO CLOSE DOWN,

 

THREE DUCKS WALKED THROUGH THE FRONT DOORS.

 

THEY WADDLED ON OVER TO THE BAR AND GRABBED A STOOL.

 

THE BARTENDER WALKED OVER THEM LOOKED AT

 

THE FIRST DUCK AND SAID,

 

''HOW WAS YOUR DAY?''

 

''NOT TOO BAD, SINCE I WAS IN AND OUT OF PUDDLES ALL DAY,''

 

REPLIED THE DUCK.

''WHAT IS YOUR NAME?'' THE BARTENDER ASKED.

''HEWY, AND I'LL HAVE A BEER.''

 

THE BARTENDER ASKS THE NEXT DUCK THE

 

SAME QUESTION AND GETS THE SAME ANSWER,

 

THAT HIS DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD BECAUSE

 

HE WAS IN AND OUT OF PUDDLES ALL DAY,

 

AND HIS NAME WAS DEWY.

 

THE BARTENDER LOOKS AT THE THIRD DUCK AND SAYS,

 

''LET ME GUESS YOUR NAME IS LEWY''

 

THE DUCK LOOKED UP AT HIM WITH A TIRED LOOK ON

 

HIS FACE AND SAID,

 

''MY NAME IS PUDDLES,

 

AND DON'T ASK ME HOW MY BLOODY DAY WAS!'

 

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