THE HAMSTER SHOW
Added on: 3rd Oct 2014
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE
BARTENDER IF HE'LL GIVE HIM A FREE BEER FOR
AN AMAZING TRICK.
THE BARTENDER AGREES.
THE GUY PULLS OUT A HAMSTER THAT
BEGINS DANCING AND SINGING.
"THAT IS AMAZING!" SAYS THE BARTENDER
AND GIVES HIM A BEER.
"IF I SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE,
WILL YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER?"
THE BARTENDER AGREES.
THE GUY PULLS OUT A SMALL PIANO AND A FROG.
THE SAME HAMSTER PLAYS THE PIANO WHILE
THE FROG DANCES AND SINGS.
THE BARTENDER, COMPLETELY WOWED,
GIVES HIM ANOTHER BEER.
A MAN IN A SUIT, WHO'S BEEN WATCHING THE
ENTIRE TIME, OFFERS TO BUY THE FROG FOR A LARGE SUM,
AND THE MAN AGREES.
"ARE YOU NUTS?" ASKS THE BARTENDER.
"YOU COULD'VE MADE A FORTUNE OFF THAT FROG."
"CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?" ASKS THE MAN.
"THE HAMSTER'S A VENTRILOQUIST."
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