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THE HAMSTER SHOW

Added on: 3rd Oct 2014

 

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE

 

BARTENDER IF HE'LL GIVE HIM A FREE BEER FOR

 

AN AMAZING TRICK.

 

THE BARTENDER AGREES.

 

THE GUY PULLS OUT A HAMSTER THAT

 

BEGINS DANCING AND SINGING.

"THAT IS AMAZING!" SAYS THE BARTENDER

 

AND GIVES HIM A BEER.

"IF I SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE,

 

WILL YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER?"

 

THE BARTENDER AGREES.

THE GUY PULLS OUT A SMALL PIANO AND A FROG.

 

THE SAME HAMSTER PLAYS THE PIANO WHILE

 

THE FROG DANCES AND SINGS.

THE BARTENDER, COMPLETELY WOWED,

 

GIVES HIM ANOTHER BEER.

A MAN IN A SUIT, WHO'S BEEN WATCHING THE

 

ENTIRE TIME, OFFERS TO BUY THE FROG FOR A LARGE SUM,

 

AND THE MAN AGREES.

"ARE YOU NUTS?" ASKS THE BARTENDER.

 

"YOU COULD'VE MADE A FORTUNE OFF THAT FROG."

"CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?" ASKS THE MAN.

 

"THE HAMSTER'S A VENTRILOQUIST."

 

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