A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT

A TEACHER WAS TEACHING HER SECOND

GRADE CLASS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT,

SO FOR HOMEWORK THAT ONE DAY,

SHE TOLD HER STUDENTS TO ASK THEIR

PARENTS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS.

WHEN LITTLE JOHNNY GOT HOME THAT DAY,

HE WENT UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKED HIM

WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS.

HIS DAD THOUGHT FOR A WHILE AND ANSWERED,

''LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: I'M THE PRESIDENT,

YOUR MOM IS CONGRESS,

YOUR MAID IS THE WORK FORCE,

YOU ARE THE PEOPLE AND YOUR

BABY BROTHER IS THE FUTURE.''

''I STILL DON'T GET IT''

RESPONDED LITTLE JOHNNY.

''WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP ON IT THEN,

MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IT BETTER,''

SAID THE DAD.

''OKAY THEN...GOOD NIGHT'' SAID LITTLE JOHNNY

AND HE WENT OFF TO BED.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AWAKENED BY HIS

BABY BROTHER'S CRYING.

HE WENT TO HIS BABY BROTHER'S CRIB AND

FOUND THAT HIS BABY BROTHER HAD A DIRTY NAPPY.

SO LITTLE JOHNNY WENT TO HIS PARENT'S ROOM

TO GET HELP. WHEN HE GOT TO HIS PARENT'S BEDROOM,

HE LOOKED THROUGH THE KEYHOLE TO CHECK IF HIS

PARENTS WERE ASLEEP.

THROUGH THE KEYHOLE HE SAW HIS MUM LOUDLY SNORING,

BUT HIS DAD WASN'T THERE.

SO HE WENT TO THE MAID'S ROOM.

WHEN HE LOOKED THROUGH THE MAID'S ROOM KEYHOLE,

HE SAW HIS DAD HAVING SEX WITH HIS MAID.

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS SURPRISED,

BUT THEN HE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING AND THINKS ALOUD,

''OH!! NOW I UNDERSTAND THE GOVERNMENT!

THE PRESIDENT IS SCREWING THE WORK FORCE,

CONGRESS IS FAST ASLEEP,

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE,

AND THE FUTURE IS FULL OF S**T!''