WHAT WE LEARN FROM THE MOVIES

-- IT IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE TO PARK DIRECTLY

IN FRONT OF ANY BUILDING YOU ARE VISITING. 

-- A DETECTIVE CAN ONLY SOLVE A CASE

ONCE HE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM DUTY. 

-- IF YOU START DANCING IN THE STREET,

EVERYONE YOU BUMP INTO WILL KNOW ALL THE STEPS. 

-- MOST LAPTOPS ARE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO

OVERRIDE THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS OF ANY

INVADING ALIEN CIVILIZATION. 

-- IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE HEAVILY

OUTNUMBERED IN A FIGHT INVOLVING MARTIAL ARTS,

YOUR ENEMIES WILL WAIT PATIENTLY TO ATTACK YOU

ONE BY ONE, DANCING AROUND IN A THREATENING MANNER

UNTIL YOU HAVE KNOCKED OUT THEIR PREDECESSORS. 

-- AFTER A PERSON SUFFERS A MASSIVE BLOW

TO THE HEAD, THEY WILL STILL BE SURPRISINGLY

GOOD LOOKING. 

-- NO ONE INVOLVED IN A CAR CHASE, HIJACKING,

EXPLOSION, VOLCANIC ERUPTION OR ALIEN INVASION

WILL EVER GO INTO SHOCK. 

-- PARTNERING POLICE OFFICERS WITH THEIR TOTAL

OPPOSITES WILL ALWAYS, EVENTUALLY, LEAD TO

BUDDY TEAMS WHO SHARE UNBREAKABLE BONDS

AND GRUFF AFFECTION.