THE BLONDE AND DEODORANT
Added on: 13th Oct 2014
THE BLONDE WALKS INTO A DRUGSTORE AND
ASKS THE PHARMACIST FOR SOME BOTTOM DEODORANT.
THE PHARMACIST, A LITTLE BEMUSED,
EXPLAINS TO THE WOMAN THAT THEY DON'T SELL
ANYTHING CALLED BOTTOM DEODORANT,
AND NEVER HAVE.
UNFAZED, THE BLONDE ASSURES HIM THAT SHE
HAS BEEN BUYING THE STUFF FROM THIS STORE
ON A REGULAR BASIS, AND WOULD LIKE SOME MORE.
"I'M SORRY," SAYS THE PHARMACIST,
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY."
"BUT I ALWAYS GET IT HERE," SAYS THE BLONDE.
"DO YOU HAVE THE CONTAINER IT COMES IN?"
"YES!" SAYS THE BLONDE, "I WILL GO AND GET IT."
SHE RETURNS WITH THE CONTAINER AND HANDS IT
TO THE PHARMACIST, WHO LOOKS AT IT AND SAYS TO HER,
"THIS IS JUST A NORMAL STICK OF
UNDERARM DEODORANT."
THE ANNOYED BLONDE SNATCHES THE CONTAINER BACK
AND READS OUT LOUD FROM THE CONTAINER:
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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