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THE BLONDE AND DEODORANT

Added on: 13th Oct 2014

 

THE BLONDE WALKS INTO A DRUGSTORE AND

 

ASKS THE PHARMACIST FOR SOME BOTTOM DEODORANT.

 

THE PHARMACIST, A LITTLE BEMUSED,

 

EXPLAINS TO THE WOMAN THAT THEY DON'T SELL

 

ANYTHING CALLED BOTTOM DEODORANT,

 

AND NEVER HAVE.

 

UNFAZED, THE BLONDE ASSURES HIM THAT SHE

 

HAS BEEN BUYING THE STUFF FROM THIS STORE

 

ON A REGULAR BASIS, AND WOULD LIKE SOME MORE.

 

"I'M SORRY," SAYS THE PHARMACIST,

 

"WE DON'T HAVE ANY."

 

"BUT I ALWAYS GET IT HERE," SAYS THE BLONDE.

 

"DO YOU HAVE THE CONTAINER IT COMES IN?"

 

"YES!" SAYS THE BLONDE, "I WILL GO AND GET IT."

 

SHE RETURNS WITH THE CONTAINER AND HANDS IT

 

TO THE PHARMACIST, WHO LOOKS AT IT AND SAYS TO HER,

 

"THIS IS JUST A NORMAL STICK OF

 

UNDERARM DEODORANT."

 

THE ANNOYED BLONDE SNATCHES THE CONTAINER BACK

 

AND READS OUT LOUD FROM THE CONTAINER:

 

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

 

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