YOU NEED A SHORTER PASSWORD

WHILE HE WAS VISITING,

MY FATHER ASKED FOR THE PASSWORD TO OUR WI-FI.

“IT’S TAPED UNDER THE MODEM,” 


I TOLD HIM.

AFTER THREE FAILED ATTEMPTS TO LOG ON,

HE ASKED,

“AM I SPELLING THIS RIGHT?

T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”