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MAYOR RE-ELECTION

Added on: 26th Oct 2014

 

RECENTLY I HEARD THE FORMER MAYOR

 

OF READING, PENNSYLVANIA,

 

RECOUNT SOME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT

 

HIS TIME IN OFFICE.

 

ONE HAPPENED WHILE HE WAS RUNNING

 

FOR RE-ELECTION;

 

HE WAS IN A BAR AND PAID FOR A WOMAN’S DRINK.

 

SHE THANKED HIM BUT WONDERED WHY A

 

STRANGER HAD BOUGHT HER A BEER.

 

“I’M RUNNING FOR MAYOR,”

 

HE TOLD HER, “AND I WANT YOUR VOTE.”

 

“YOU GOT IT,” SHE SAID, GRABBING HER GLASS.

 

“ANYONE’S BETTER THAN THE JERK WHO’S IN THERE NOW.”

 

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