HARDWARE STORE CLERK
Added on: 27th Oct 2014
IN THE HARDWARE STORE,
A CLERK ASKED,
“CAN I HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING?”
“HOW ABOUT MY MISSPENT YOUTH,”
JOKED MY HUSBAND.
THE CLERK SHOT BACK,
“WE KEEP THAT IN THE BACK,
BETWEEN WORLD PEACE AND
WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS.”
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