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Added on: 5th Jun 2013

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week.

 

So the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only  

one problem: The Captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to

understand how the magician did every trick.

 

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

 

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

 

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"

 

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

 

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. After all, it was

 the Captain's parrot.

 

Then one stormy night the ship sank, drowning almost all who were on

board.

 

Luckily, the magician found himself on a piece of wood floating in the

 middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.

 

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

 

This went on for a day... then 2 days ... and then 3 days...

 

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and

said:

 

"OK, I give up. Where's the f***ing ship?"


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