JURY DUTY

JUST AS SHE WAS CELEBRATING HER

80TH BIRTHDAY, OUR FRIEND RECEIVED A

JURY-DUTY NOTICE.

SHE CALLED THE CLERK’S OFFICE TO

REMIND THEM THAT SHE WAS EXEMPT

BECAUSE OF HER AGE.

"YOU NEED TO COME IN AND FILL OUT THE

EXEMPTION FORMS," THE CLERK SAID.

"BUT I FILLED THEM OUT LAST YEAR,"

SHE REPLIED.

"YOU HAVE TO FILL THEM OUT EVERY YEAR."

"WHY? DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING YOUNGER?"