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HALLOWEEN SHORT JOKES

Added on: 31st Oct 2014

 

Q: WHERE CAN YOU CATCH A GHOST TRAIN?
A: AT A MAINFESTATION.

 

Q: WHICH GHOST IS THE BEST DANCER?
A: THE BOOGIE MAN!

 

Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT?
A: YOU GET WINDED FROM KNOCKING ON THE DOOR.

 

Q: WHAT MUSIC DO GHOSTS LIKE?
A: HAUNTING MELODIES.

 

Q: WHY DID THE DYSLEXIC VAMPIRE STARVE TO DEATH?
A: HE COULDN’T FIND ANY DLOOB.

 

Q: WHY DON’T MUMMIES TAKE VACATIONS?
A: THEY’RE AFRAID TO RELAX AND UNWIND.

 

Q: HOW DO YOU SAY GOODBYE TO AN EVIL VAMPIRE?
A: SO LONG SUCKER!

 

Q: WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A HORRIBLE MUMMY JOKE?
A: IT SPHINX!

 

Q: WHAT IS A VAMPIRE’S FAVORITE DANCE?
A: THE FANG-DANGO.

 

Q: WHY DON’T GHOSTS LIKE RAIN?
A: IT DAMPENS THEIR SHEETS!

 

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