HALLOWEEN SHORT JOKES
Added on: 31st Oct 2014
Q: WHERE CAN YOU CATCH A GHOST TRAIN?
A: AT A MAINFESTATION.
Q: WHICH GHOST IS THE BEST DANCER?
A: THE BOOGIE MAN!
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT?
A: YOU GET WINDED FROM KNOCKING ON THE DOOR.
Q: WHAT MUSIC DO GHOSTS LIKE?
A: HAUNTING MELODIES.
Q: WHY DID THE DYSLEXIC VAMPIRE STARVE TO DEATH?
A: HE COULDN’T FIND ANY DLOOB.
Q: WHY DON’T MUMMIES TAKE VACATIONS?
A: THEY’RE AFRAID TO RELAX AND UNWIND.
Q: HOW DO YOU SAY GOODBYE TO AN EVIL VAMPIRE?
A: SO LONG SUCKER!
Q: WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A HORRIBLE MUMMY JOKE?
A: IT SPHINX!
Q: WHAT IS A VAMPIRE’S FAVORITE DANCE?
A: THE FANG-DANGO.
Q: WHY DON’T GHOSTS LIKE RAIN?
A: IT DAMPENS THEIR SHEETS!
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