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THE PENQUIN WHISPERER

Added on: 14th Nov 2014

 

A MAN IS DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY

 

WHEN HE SEES A SHIPPING TRUCK WRECKED

 

ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, AND

 

25 PENGUINS WADDLING AROUND OUTSIDE IT.

 

HE PULLS OVER AND THE TRUCK DRIVER TELLS HIM,

 

“QUICK! YOU’VE GOTTA TAKE THESE BIRDS TO

 

THE ZOO WHILE I WAIT FOR AAA!”

 

THE MAN AGREES AND DRIVES OFF WITH THE PENGUINS.

 

AFTER FIXING HIS VEHICLE, THE TRUCK DRIVER

 

HEADS OVER TO THE ZOO TO MAKE SURE THE

 

PENGUINS MADE IT SAFELY.

 

THERE’S NO SIGN OF THEM.

 

THE TRUCK DRIVER PANICS AND STARTS

 

SCOURING THE TOWN FOR HIS MISSING PENGUINS.

 

AN HOUR LATER HE PASSES BY THE LOCAL CINEMA,

 

WHEN WHO DOES HE SEE LEAVING THE THEATRE

 

BUT THE GUY WHO SAID HE’D HELP HIM,

 

25 PENGUINS STILL IN TOW.

 

“WHAT HAPPENED!” THE TRUCK DRIVER SCREAMS.

 

“I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THEM TO THE ZOO!”

 

“I DID,” THE MAN ANSWERS.

 

“BUT I HAD A LITTLE MONEY LEFT OVER,

 

SO I THOUGHT I’D TAKE THEM TO A MOVIE TOO.”

 

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