A GRIZZLY CONVERSATION
Added on: 15th Nov 2014
A PRIEST, A MINISTER, AND A RABBI WANT
TO SEE WHO’S BEST AT HIS JOB.
SO THEY EACH GO INTO THE WOODS,
FIND A BEAR, AND ATTEMPT TO CONVERT IT.
LATER THEY GET TOGETHER.
THE PRIEST BEGINS: “WHEN I FOUND THE BEAR,
I READ TO HIM FROM THE CATECHISM AND
SPRINKLED HIM WITH HOLY WATER.
NEXT WEEK IS HIS FIRST COMMUNION.”
“I FOUND A BEAR BY THE STREAM,”
SAYS THE MINISTER,
“AND PREACHED GOD’S HOLY WORD.
THE BEAR WAS SO MESMERIZED
THAT HE LET ME BAPTIZE HIM.”
THEY BOTH LOOK DOWN AT THE RABBI,
WHO IS LYING ON A GURNEY IN A BODY CAST.
“LOOKING BACK,” HE SAYS,
“MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE STARTED
WITH THE CIRCUMCISION.”
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