LUNCH BREAK

WHEN A SQUIRREL SLIPPED INTO MY HOUSE,

I DID THE LOGICAL THING:

I PANICKED AND CALLED MY FATHER.

"HOW DO YOU GET A SQUIRREL OUT

OF A BASEMENT?" I SHRIEKED.

DAD ADVISED ME TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF

PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACKERS FROM

THE BASEMENT TO THE OUTSIDE.

IT WORKED—THE SQUIRREL ATE HIS WAY OUT

OF THE HOUSE. UNFORTUNATELY, HE PASSED

ANOTHER SQUIRREL EATING HIS WAY IN.