COMPANION
Added on: 18th Nov 2014
STEVE, A LONELY BACHELOR,
WANTS SOME COMPANY,
SO HE BUYS A CENTIPEDE AND A SMALL
BOX FOR IT TO LIVE IN.
THAT EVENING,
HE DECIDES TO GO OUT.
"WANT TO GRAB A DRINK?"
HE ASKS THE CENTIPEDE.
BUT THERE’S NO ANSWER FROM THE BOX.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, HE ASKS AGAIN.
STILL NO REPLY.
FINALLY, HE HOLLERS,
"HEY! DO YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK?"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!"
SAYS A SMALL, IRRITATED VOICE.
"I’M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!"
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