IDENTITY CRISIS
Added on: 19th Nov 2014
A GNOME IS IN THE GARDEN BUSILY
DESTROYING SOME BUSHES WHEN A
HOUSE CAT APPEARS.
"WHAT ARE YOU?" ASKS THE CAT.
"A GNOME," COMES THE REPLY.
"I STEAL FOOD FROM HUMANS,
I KILL THEIR PLANTS,
I MAKE ANNOYING MUSIC AT NIGHT
TO DRIVE THEM CRAZY,
AND I LOVE MISCHIEF.
AND WHAT, MAY I ASK, ARE YOU?"
THE CAT REPLIES,
"UM, I’M A GNOME."
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