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IDENTITY CRISIS

Added on: 19th Nov 2014

 

A GNOME IS IN THE GARDEN BUSILY

 

DESTROYING SOME BUSHES WHEN A

 

HOUSE CAT APPEARS.

 

"WHAT ARE YOU?" ASKS THE CAT.

 

"A GNOME," COMES THE REPLY.

 

"I STEAL FOOD FROM HUMANS,

 

I KILL THEIR PLANTS,

 

I MAKE ANNOYING MUSIC AT NIGHT

 

TO DRIVE THEM CRAZY,

 

AND I LOVE MISCHIEF.

 

AND WHAT, MAY I ASK, ARE YOU?"

 

THE CAT REPLIES,

 

"UM, I’M A GNOME."

 

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