LUNATIC
Added on: 4th Dec 2014
I LIKE HUNTING FOSSILS,
A HOBBY THAT ISN’T EXACTLY MY
WIFE’S FAVORITE.
ON ONE EXCURSION,
I FOUND THE PETRIFIED BONES OF A
SQUIRREL-LIKE MAMMAL.
WHEN I BROUGHT THEM HOME AND
TOLD MY WIFE WHAT THEY WERE,
SHE SQUELCHED MY EXCITEMENT.
“I’VE HEARD OF MANY A SQUIRREL
BRINGING A NUT HOME,”
SHE REMARKED,
“BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I’VE HEARD OF A NUT
BRINGING A SQUIRREL HOME.”
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