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GOING TO THE DOGS

Added on: 12th Dec 2014

 

WHEN OUR CLIENT’S DOG LAPPED UP

 

ANTI-FREEZE, THE VETERINARIAN I

 

WORK FOR ORDERED A UNIQUE TREATMENT:

 

AN IV DRIP MIXING FLUIDS WITH VODKA.

 

“GO BUY THE CHEAPEST BOTTLE

 

YOU CAN FIND,” HE TOLD ME.

 

AT THE LIQUOR STORE,

 

I WAS UNEASY BUYING CHEAP BOOZE

 

SO EARLY IN THE DAY,

 

AND I FELT COMPELLED TO EXPLAIN

 

THINGS TO THE CLERK.

 

“BELIEVE IT OR NOT,” I SAID,

 

“THIS IS FOR A SICK DOG.”

 

AS I WAS LEAVING, THE NEXT CUSTOMER

 

PLUNKED DOWN TWO BOTTLES OF MUSCATEL

 

AND ANNOUNCED,

 

“THESE ARE FOR MY CATS.”

 

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