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Bored husband

Added on: 10th Jun 2013


Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to  go

Dear Mrs. Murry,

Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping  with
us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is  a list of offences
over the past few months all verified  by our surveillance cameras.


Re: Complaints

15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is  shopping:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what  happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of  M&M's
on lay-by.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a  carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and  told the
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring  pillows from the bedding

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he  begins to
cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave  me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as  a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department  asked
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants  are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly  humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker  he
assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's  those voices

And; last, but not least!

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited  a
while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet  paper in here!"


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