REINDEER'S STORY AT CHRISTMAS
Added on: 24th Dec 2014
ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA DEPARTMENT
OF FISH AND GAME,
WHILE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE
REINDEER GROW ANTLERS IN THE
SUMMER EACH YEAR, MALE REINDEER
DROP THEIR ANTLERS AT THE
BEGINNING OF WINTER,
USUALLY LATE NOVEMBER TO MID-DECEMBER.
FEMALE REINDEER RETAIN THEIR ANTLERS
TILL AFTER THEY GIVE BIRTH IN THE SPRING.
THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO EVERY
HISTORICAL RENDITION DEPICTING
SANTA'S REINDEER, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
THEM, FROM RUDOLPH TO BLITZEN,
HAD TO BE A GIRL.
WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN...
ONLY WOMEN WOULD BE ABLE TO DRAG
A FAT MAN IN A RED VELVET SUIT ALL
AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT
AND NOT GET LOST.
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