THE DIFFERENCE IN WORDS
Added on: 29th Dec 2014
One day during the family lunch the youngest
son Paul asks his father:
what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
Would you sleep with George Clooney for £1 million?
Certainly, I would never waste such an opportunity,
says the wife
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1 million?
Surely! He is my fantasy,
his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Saul and asks:
Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for £1 million?
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money.
So yes, I would sleep with Tom Cruise.
Then daddy turns back to his
youngest son Paul and explains to him:
You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting
with multi-millionaires but in reality we are
sitting with two prostitutes and one gay.