FEELING UNAPPRECIATED

THINGS GOT YOU DOWN? 

WELL THEN, CONSIDER THESE 

IN A HOSPITAL'S INTENSIVE CARE UNIT,

PATIENTS ALWAYS DIED IN THE SAME BED,

ON SUNDAY MORNING, AT ABOUT 11:00 AM,

REGARDLESS OF THEIR MEDICAL CONDITION.

THIS PUZZLED THE DOCTORS AND SOME EVEN

THOUGHT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO

WITH THE SUPERNATURAL.

NO ONE COULD SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS

TO WHY THE DEATHS OCCURRED AROUND

11:00 AM SUNDAY, SO A WORLDWIDE TEAM

OF EXPERTS WAS ASSEMBLED TO INVESTIGATE

THE CAUSE OF THE INCIDENTS ON THE NEXT 

SUNDAY MORNING, A FEW MINUTES BEFORE

11:00 AM ALL OF THE DOCTORS AND NURSES

NERVOUSLY WAITED OUTSIDE THE WARD

TO SEE FOR THEMSELVES WHAT THE

TERRIBLE PHENOMENON WAS ALL ABOUT. 

SOME WERE HOLDING WOODEN CROSSES,

PRAYER BOOKS, AND OTHER HOLY OBJECTS

TO WARD OFF THE EVIL SPIRITS

JUST WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK 11:00,

FERNANDO RODRIGUEZ , THE PART-TIME

SUNDAY SWEEPER, ENTERED THE WARD AND

UNPLUGGED THE LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM

SO HE COULD USE THE VACUUM CLEANER.

STILL HAVING A BAD  DAY?

THE AVERAGE COST OF REHABILITATING A

SEAL AFTER THE EXXON VALDEZ OIL SPILL IN

ALASKA WAS $80,000.00 AT A SPECIAL CEREMONY,

TWO OF THE MOST EXPENSIVELY SAVED

ANIMALS WERE BEING RELEASED BACK INTO

THE  WILD AMID CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

FROM ONLOOKERS..

A MINUTE LATER, IN FULL VIEW,

A KILLER WHALE ATE THEM BOTH.