MORE OF MY KIND OF DOCTOR
Added on: 4th Jan 2015
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the
other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND......
For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and
eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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