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HILLBILLY DIVORCE

Added on: 5th Jan 2015

 

Well worth the read !!
    
  HILLBILLY  DIVORCE 
 
 A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer  said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get  one of them tha​r dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do  you have any grounds?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'

The  lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a  suit?​'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer  said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

The farmer said,  'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.'

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere​ .​'

The lawyer said, 'Does  your wife beat you up or something?'

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.' 
By now the lawyer is  getting frustrated but tries one last question.

The lawyer  said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'

The farmer said, 'No, she's a  little white gal,

but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

 

 


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