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Added on: 9th Jan 2015

 

 

PECULIAR CV’S.

 

HERE ARE SOME FAVORITE GAFFES,

 

FOLLOWED BY WISECRACKS FROM THE PROS:

 

EDUCATION:

 

“I HAVE A BACHELORETTE DEGREE IN COMPUTERS.”

 

(THE PAJAMA PARTY STARTS AT 7 P.M.)

 

TOOLS:

 

“HUMAN BRAIN 1.0.”

 

(WE’LL WAIT FOR THE UPGRADE.)

 

REFERENCES:

 

“MY LANDSCAPER.”

 

(A REFEREE WHO WILL GIVE YOU

TWO GREEN THUMBS UP.)

 

DATE OF EMPLOYMENT:

 

“2002–9999.”

 

(SHE’S EARNED HER GOLD WATCH!)

 

EXPERIENCE:

 

“WORKED SUCCESSFULLY ON A TEAM OF ONE.”

 

(I ASSUME YOU ALL GOT ALONG?)

 

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