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Added on: 12th Jan 2015

 

A HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD BEEN MARRIED

 

FOR 60 YEARS AND HAD NO SECRETS

 

EXCEPT FOR ONE:

 

THE WOMAN KEPT IN HER CLOSET

 

A SHOE BOX THAT SHE FORBADE HER

 

HUSBAND FROM EVER OPENING.

 

BUT WHEN SHE WAS ON HER DEATHBED

 

AND WITH HER BLESSING

 

HE OPENED THE BOX AND FOUND A

 

CROCHETED DOLL AND $95,000 IN CASH.

 

“MY MOTHER TOLD ME THAT THE SECRET

 

TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE WAS TO NEVER

 

ARGUE,” SHE EXPLAINED.

 

“INSTEAD, I SHOULD KEEP QUIET

 

AND CROCHET A DOLL.”

 

HER HUSBAND WAS TOUCHED.

 

ONLY ONE DOLL WAS IN THE BOX

 

THAT MEANT SHE’D BEEN ANGRY WITH

 

HIM ONLY ONCE IN 60 YEARS.

 

“BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS MONEY?”

 

HE ASKED.

 

“OH,” SHE SAID,

 

“THAT’S THE MONEY I MADE FROM

 

SELLING THE DOLLS.”

 

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