DOES THAT COME IN SUPER SIZE?

A FRIEND WAS ORDERING HER MEAL

AT A DRIVE-THROUGH WHEN SHE NOTICED

SHE COULD GET A SIDE DISH GRATIS.

“AND I’LL TAKE THE FREE WIFFIE ALSO,”

SHE SAID.

“WHAT?”

ASKED THE CLERK.

“THE FREE WIFFIE,”

SHE SAID,

POINTING TO THE SIGN.

“MA’AM, THAT’S ‘FREE WI-FI.’ ”