SHANE MY OFFICE NOW

SHANE WORKS IN THE DELI DEPARTMENT

OF A LARGE SUPERMARKET CHAIN,

WHERE HE OFTEN FINDS HIMSELF IN TROUBLE.

JUST LOOK AT THE NOTES

MANAGEMENT HAS SUPPOSEDLY WRITTEN TO HIM:

“SHANE, STOP PUTTING SOME ASSEMBLY

REQUIRED STICKERS ON 


THE EIGHT-PIECE CHICKENS.”

“SHANE, ANY FREE SAMPLES YOU


GIVE MUST COME FROM THE DELI,

NOT ELECTRONICS.”

“SHANE, WHEN A CUSTOMER ASKS

WHERE TO FIND A PRODUCT,

GIVE THEM AN AISLE NUMBER,

NOT DIRECTIONS TO

TESCO’S.”